Wanna ride 100 miles?
Fug no!! What kind of lunatics answer yes to that question? Not many which is why for the past 15 years I've done about 90% of my cycling training by myself.
Well, after 15 years of starving myself, missing family events, screwing off from work so I can get in my 2 hours of training or hitting the road on a Friday afternoon only to arrive back home Sunday night tired as ass; I've decided to take my FIRST EVER BREAK from cycling. And, man, how relaxing is this? I stay late at work without remorse, eat McDonald's (damn, has anyone tasted how good those fries are), and most of all chill with my shorty Anna and wife LP.
Is this what I've been missing? What kind of dumbass have I been for the past 15 years? I think I might even try to get a little pot belly and play lawn darts with the neighbors while we drink beer.
But I'm sure I'll be back. The addiction to cycling makes crack look like Folgers decaf.
Well, after 15 years of starving myself, missing family events, screwing off from work so I can get in my 2 hours of training or hitting the road on a Friday afternoon only to arrive back home Sunday night tired as ass; I've decided to take my FIRST EVER BREAK from cycling. And, man, how relaxing is this? I stay late at work without remorse, eat McDonald's (damn, has anyone tasted how good those fries are), and most of all chill with my shorty Anna and wife LP.
Is this what I've been missing? What kind of dumbass have I been for the past 15 years? I think I might even try to get a little pot belly and play lawn darts with the neighbors while we drink beer.
But I'm sure I'll be back. The addiction to cycling makes crack look like Folgers decaf.
posted by Gary Z at
7:10 PM
2 Comments:
If I was in shape to ride 100 miles I would ride it with you as long as you didn't leave this Slow Poke Rodriguez (AKA Speedys Cousin)
I might even be able to hang for 20 miles...
Anyone want to ride with a slow poke?
By
Tulio, At
8:18 AM
Welcome to my world. Now, you need to sign up for the NFL Sunday Ticket and Sunday will just fly by. I mean, you're already sitting there on your ass with Mickey D bags strewn about, you may as well watch soemthing.
And, I'd go ahead and sell the new clubs on eBay - that's too much exercise.
By
Jimmy P, At
1:11 PM
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