Ride yer bike, I done rode mine
President Bush has made a plea for us to conserve petrol temporarily.
Motivated by my friend Jeffrey-- who commuted 160 miles to work and school last week-- I rode my bike to work the past couple of days.
So now that someone from the Red states has asked us to conserve fuel, I can turn this back on the white, male, truck driving, 16- to 34-old, rednecks who hate to see bikes on the road (hot dog, I nailed that demographic).
To all you bike hating nazis who are disregarding a direct plea from OUR PRESIDENT OF THE BEST DAMN COUNTRY ON EARTH: RIDE YOUR BIKES!!
If you don't, well I just bet...
You're a communist
You don't love Jesus, Willie Nelson, Dale Earnhardt or yer Momma
You probably drink light beer and you drink it out of a glass
Motivated by my friend Jeffrey-- who commuted 160 miles to work and school last week-- I rode my bike to work the past couple of days.
So now that someone from the Red states has asked us to conserve fuel, I can turn this back on the white, male, truck driving, 16- to 34-old, rednecks who hate to see bikes on the road (hot dog, I nailed that demographic).
To all you bike hating nazis who are disregarding a direct plea from OUR PRESIDENT OF THE BEST DAMN COUNTRY ON EARTH: RIDE YOUR BIKES!!
If you don't, well I just bet...
You're a communist
You don't love Jesus, Willie Nelson, Dale Earnhardt or yer Momma
You probably drink light beer and you drink it out of a glass
posted by Gary Z at
6:29 AM
2 Comments:
I tried using my bike at work, but its hard pulling 60 pallets of groceries down the expressway.
By
Ron, At
10:34 AM
yeah, but it's a ton o' fun on the downhills.
By
Gary Z, At
10:39 AM
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