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10.10.2005

Crazy Chinese at it Again!!

My homey ZackPe has issues with the Chinese trying to buy up every ounce of oil in the world. I have issues with them building everthing in the world... starting this past week.

I went to Sole Outdoors to trade in my way too worn out, water-resistant Birks. I was browsing around when I noticed the bastion of English footwear, a la Austin Powers uber shoes, Doc Martens, with a "Made in China" tattoo affixed to the inside.

Are you fuggin' kidding me. Doc Martens are as English as bad teeth, Princess Di (here's one for my fallen home girl) and Beefeaters. And now they have Chinese school children making them?

I figure it won't be too long before we start manufacturing hot dogs (and it really will be HOT and a DOG), apple pie and Chevrolets in China.

1 Comments:

  • China is producing so many texiles that the EU is already letting this years imports count towards next years quotas. The rest of the world can't absorb at the rate China is outputting.

    By Anonymous Z, At 7:31 AM  

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