Pig Phucking B1tch

One resolution I've learned I have to make is to stop referring to pig phuckers as pig phuckers. Apparently, even if someone is a pig phucker they don't like to be told they're a pig phucker. In addition, their friends apparently don't like to be told that their buddy is a pig phucker. I'll keep this resolution after the following blog entry.

Pete Carroll is a Pig Phucker. If Wilbur from "Charlotte's Web" were to jump to life and run into southern California then rest assured that Pete Carroll would lube him up and pound him into bacon bits.

Pete likes to say, regarding the BCS, "the computers are not being friend to the Trojans. But I can't be mad at a computer. I don't have any better way to do it better, so I can't complain."

Good, strong leader and decision-maker there. The reason you're such an apathetic pu$$y is because you know, that even with a #2 ranking, your team will still end up playing for the BCS National Championship of the NCAA ("National Communists Against Athletes", that one's for the Boz).

And you can't [playoff] think of a better way [playoff] to do it [playoff]? Dude, you suck [playoff].

I hope that if I end up in prison, you're my cell mate, 'cause I'm gonna trade your sweet honkey ass for a CARTON of smokes.

For more hate, let's tune back to Tommy Tuberville or Frank "I'm About to Get Left Out" Beamer (Va. Tech).