Huh?

Apparently, the complexity of the Alabama state of mind is beyond my comprehension so I'll leave this to everyone else to sort out what the hell he's thinking:

"Apparently gloating over Auburn's fourth consecutive Iron Bowl victory, Tommy Tuberville led his team in waiving [sic] four fingers in the air in the final seconds of the game. Totally classless. I have only one finger to waive [sic] at Tuberville."

And that one finger would be a tremendous statement of class?

Two things for Mark Schreiber of Birmingham: a book of etiquette and a dictionary you stupid phuck-- and you can't waive your right on that one.

And can someone PLEASE get this guy an adult haircut? I'm sorry Taylor, when you hit adulthood, the Campbell's soup people will not put your picture on a can.