iPod Nano is The Devil

I guess many Westerners have been fooled into believing that the iPod Nano got its name because it's so small.

However, I am here to tell you the truth. It's called "Nano" because government-designed nanorobots in China are used to build them. They are stealing our jobs! What's wrong with American nanorobots building them? Damn outsourcing.

Worse yet, I understand that American nanorobots are losing their construction jobs to a large influx of nanorobots from Mexico.