Non-Technology Users... You Slow the World and I Don't Like It

I'm not waxing advanced here. Let's keep it simple. Online ordering, email, etc.

I really don't have patience when folks can't master those simple forms of communication. A lot of folks like to say that email is not personal, not effective, etc. However, I believe that the inability to use such mediums is a form of illiteracy.

You phuckers who can't make use of simple, mainstream technology; don't bash the technology and then say shit like "I'll just call, it's more personal and direct and gets the job done." You should just say, "I'm a fuggin' tard" and leave it at that. No, the world is not revolving around your slow arse and you're not all kickin' it nostalgic-- you're getting left behind dip shits.

My fuggin' 2-year-old can nearly text message her cap' order into Starbucks. In a few months I'm sure she'll be able to Google anything to find the answer to just about any query. What's your fuggin' excuse caveman?