Just the Hotty I Let Go

Who's that supporting you through cancer treatment? Just the Hotty I Let Go.

Who's yo' babys' momma? Just the Hotty I Let Go.

So I was crushed last week when I got the news about Lance and Sheryl splitting.

Not because it was a match made in heaven, but because I tried to tell her it wasn't gonna last.

Yeah, Sheryl and I had a thing going on for a while. However, I think my manly Chuck beard scared her off.

I told her not to be chasing Lance because he was already married to a hotty. But she wouldn't give up the idea of hooking up with bro.

So, here we are today. A marriage broken up and 2 broken hearts-- Sheryl's and Lance's.

I'm not broken hearted 'cause I saw it coming all along and I told Sheryl that once she walked out my door, there was no coming back.

Hold on... Sheryl's texting me. Man, beatch is all up on my jock. Lemme go let her down gently then I'll get back with guys.