America Should Just Stop Making Cars

Aight, let the hate emails begin. But I put it out there.

But America should just stop making cars. Why? Because it's not their strength. Just like I quit the flag football league at church a few years ago and went back to bike riding.

Plus, American cars are about as reliable as Robert Downey, Jr. delivering a kilo of cocaine for you.

However, there are exceptions. Damn dependability and reliability; America makes some kick ass cars so here's a few that we should keep making.

Full-Sized Trucks
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>> Ford F-150-- It looks good and it's a man's truck.

Giant Work Trucks
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>> Dodge 3500 Dually with Cummins deisel-- because you can pull your house to the next county with this bad boy

Full-Sized SUVS
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>> Ford Excursion-- nothing represents the wasteful and "think big" nature of America like a 19 foot SUV with a V-10 engine
>> Cadillac Escalade-- because drug dealers and NBA players need a truck as well
>> GMC Yukon Denali / Yukon XL Denali-- I just like they way they look at they appear to be more for "whitey" or people who can't drive a layup in the paint than the Escalade.

Super Cars
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>> Corvette Z06-- yeah bitch, America makes a super car that will FQ your Ferrari up. And it's only $70,000 to boot
>> Dodge Viper-- grrrr. Daddy like monster engine

Mullet Cars
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>> Ford Mustang-- because mullets need a car to cruise the strip (Panama City Beach) and go to Kid Rock concerts in as well
>> Dodge Charge with Hemi V8-- if it's good enough for the Duke Boys, it's good enough for ANY American.

Luxury Cars
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>> Ford Crown Vic-- because if you're a pimp, sometimes you want to leave the Escalade at home.