Jokes for the Day

It was a sunny Saturday morning on the golf course and I was at the
beginning of my pre-shot routine, visualising my upcoming shot, when a voice came
over the loudspeaker.

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee back up to the men's tee please!"

I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Ignoring it didn't work; a moment later, again came the announcement:
"Would the gentleman on the women's tee kindly back up to the men's tee!"

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating. The third time, the man
was practically yelling: "Would the man on the women's tee please back up to
the men's tee!!"

I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly at
the person with the microphone and shouted back, "Would the idiot in the
clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot?! "



OR

A woman comes in early from a round of golf and visits the club house.

Her instructor sees her and asks why she's in so early.

"I got stung by a bee." replies the lady.

"Where?" asks her instructor.

"Between the first and second holes."

"Your stance is too wide."