Chuck Norris Invented the Internet... As a Place to Store All His Pron
Just to clarify; in the age of spam filters, nosey admins, etc. we have to play some substitutions. Therefore, if you're not familiar with the term "pron" or "pr0n" it's all about nekkidness and humping and whatnot and is delivered via paper/magazine, streaming video or VHS/DVD/Hi-8. Get it? Cool, let's proceed.
Since Chuck Norris is the baddest man alive and since he invented the internet as a place to store his massive pron collection, I'm curious to know what system hardware Chuck uses.
It's no secret that the pron industry drives a lot of technology on the web. They have to deliver reliable service and screaming fast video so they're typically the ones pioneering such technologies. In addition, you have to be able to support your customers with a massive hardware infrastructure. 'Cause the only thing worse that playing with yourself in front of the computer is doing it to a slow connection and choppy video-- at least that's what zackPe told me since his divorce.
And then I wonder what kind of software work goes on in these places. Is it cutting edge as well? I'm sure the money is unreal.
But let's say that you're in hardware or software development and you find a way to work your trade in that industry. First, how do you even find that job? Unlikely that it's posted on Monster.com and my local recruiter certainly does not know of any openings. I checked; apparently the pron industry does not call Robert Half Technology to find programmers.
But anyway. So you're a hardware or software person. You get the offer. Money falls from trees. Unlimited resources at your disposal. You want to order 10 Blade servers? No problem you just do it. I want to get rid of my fuzzy monitor; use the company credit card and buy a new one, no questions asked.
And let's say you get a job where you have ZERO exposure to the actual pron industry. You're maintaining a server farm or a customer database or doing some programming work-- but you're NEVER exposed to the humpity-hump stuff that goes on.
Do you do it? Scruples question here, right? What about for 2 bills an hour and at the end of the day you jump in your Jag and go eat dinner with your family like every other normal person?
Hmmm, is this like "Indecent Proposal"?
Since Chuck Norris is the baddest man alive and since he invented the internet as a place to store his massive pron collection, I'm curious to know what system hardware Chuck uses.
It's no secret that the pron industry drives a lot of technology on the web. They have to deliver reliable service and screaming fast video so they're typically the ones pioneering such technologies. In addition, you have to be able to support your customers with a massive hardware infrastructure. 'Cause the only thing worse that playing with yourself in front of the computer is doing it to a slow connection and choppy video-- at least that's what zackPe told me since his divorce.
And then I wonder what kind of software work goes on in these places. Is it cutting edge as well? I'm sure the money is unreal.
But let's say that you're in hardware or software development and you find a way to work your trade in that industry. First, how do you even find that job? Unlikely that it's posted on Monster.com and my local recruiter certainly does not know of any openings. I checked; apparently the pron industry does not call Robert Half Technology to find programmers.
But anyway. So you're a hardware or software person. You get the offer. Money falls from trees. Unlimited resources at your disposal. You want to order 10 Blade servers? No problem you just do it. I want to get rid of my fuzzy monitor; use the company credit card and buy a new one, no questions asked.
And let's say you get a job where you have ZERO exposure to the actual pron industry. You're maintaining a server farm or a customer database or doing some programming work-- but you're NEVER exposed to the humpity-hump stuff that goes on.
Do you do it? Scruples question here, right? What about for 2 bills an hour and at the end of the day you jump in your Jag and go eat dinner with your family like every other normal person?
Hmmm, is this like "Indecent Proposal"?
posted by Gary Z at
5:59 AM
2 Comments:
I don't see a problem - although the wife might prefer that you not bring your work home.
By
Ryan, At
7:59 AM
FINE I'LL GET YOU A DAMN MONITOR!
By
Bill, At
9:07 AM
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