How 'Bout a Ki' ?

Man, how many friggin' calls am I gonna get from headhunters? They place you in a job and they get a HUGE cut from the company that hires you. But it gets pretty damn annoying.

You know, the cats who call up...
"Hey, I've got great job for you."
"I've already got a great job."
"Yeah, but you can't pass this opportunity up."
"Okay, let's here it."
"BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."
"That sounds pretty good. What's the pay?"
"$90,000 straight up."
"Hmmm. I tell you what. How 'bout the 90g plus a kilo of coke?"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, and the wife's outta town next week so maybe you can deliver that key to my house in your sexy little red outfit with the..."