Orlando, Day 2

Phucking $4 for an apple and plain bagel? Fine, I'll expense it.

Today is not over but while I'm blogging... the current session was supposed to be on some technology that I actually use. It's not. The speaker said if you're not developing in C++ then this session is not for you. That is, it's not for me.

I like Orlando and here's another reason. Disneyworld makes me feel thin. I mean, when did EVERYONE get fat as phuck and decide to put on bathing suits and whale around? Damn, even many of the children here have man-tits. It's really quite sick that so much of the population just does not care about their health.

But all the better for me. We had a long lunch today so I strutted my Adonnis like body out by the pool (yes, even being overweight and with a farmer's tan I'm pretty hot in comparison) and chilled in the sun for a little while.

Shoot. I better go learn something or ILS is gonna freak.