This is the State I Live In
First off, back off KY because I ended the title in a preposition. Now, let's move on.
Goings on in Tennessee. Don't get me wrong. I love Tennessee, hate Memfrica. But this is the redneck state I live in. The Dept of Human Services has teamed with the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency to prohibit anyone behind on their child support payments from having a hunting or fishing license. Way to hit them where it hurts.
But let's got a step further and start other restrictions while we're on hunting or fishing.
-- No entry into any NASCAR/Busch/Craftsman Truck Series racing series event
-- No more Dale Earnhardt or Jr. stickers allowed on your cars
-- No NASCAR clothing
-- No more satellite TV
-- Deadbeat dads cannot own ANY piece of UT orange clothing unless it's their prison jumpsuit
-- No license or ability to purchase any truck other than a base package Nissan Frontier 'cause no real man would be caught in that foreign made POS, right?
-- Would not be allowed to own or operate any off-road vehicle including ATVs, motorcycles or dune buggies
-- Would only be allowed to purchase Zima except on Super Bowl Sunday where they'd be allowed to buy Zima and/or wine coolers
I'm sure we'll come up with some more but I might actually do some work today
Goings on in Tennessee. Don't get me wrong. I love Tennessee, hate Memfrica. But this is the redneck state I live in. The Dept of Human Services has teamed with the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency to prohibit anyone behind on their child support payments from having a hunting or fishing license. Way to hit them where it hurts.
But let's got a step further and start other restrictions while we're on hunting or fishing.
-- No entry into any NASCAR/Busch/Craftsman Truck Series racing series event
-- No more Dale Earnhardt or Jr. stickers allowed on your cars
-- No NASCAR clothing
-- No more satellite TV
-- Deadbeat dads cannot own ANY piece of UT orange clothing unless it's their prison jumpsuit
-- No license or ability to purchase any truck other than a base package Nissan Frontier 'cause no real man would be caught in that foreign made POS, right?
-- Would not be allowed to own or operate any off-road vehicle including ATVs, motorcycles or dune buggies
-- Would only be allowed to purchase Zima except on Super Bowl Sunday where they'd be allowed to buy Zima and/or wine coolers
I'm sure we'll come up with some more but I might actually do some work today
posted by Gary Z at
7:30 AM
2 Comments:
true dat my brother. preach on.
By
Anonymous, At
11:46 AM
Uh, don't you have satellite TV and dress your daughter in Auburn blue and orange? Shame on you. Also, don't end your sentences with a preposition. Instead, start your rant with something like "This is the State in which I live." You know, to keep it real, grammar-like. That's where I'm from.
By
Kenny, At
5:58 PM
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