Funny T-Shirts and Back at Zero

Funny T-shirt I saw at Costco last weekend: You were much hotter in MySpace

Funny bumper sticker: a plain, white bumper sticker with black text that read Bumper Sticker. Get it?

So we killed Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. That's great. I've never felt so strongly that someone needed to die. This guy was Satan in the flesh. Remember all the beheading videos? Yeah, thanks to my friend Paul I got to see on those. Paul is responsible for half the mental trauma in my life and this was a great example.

So anyway, al-Zarqawi was not on our A-List of terrorists to capture after 9-11. This guy got stirred up AFTER we invaded Iraq. WE helped create this monster. So let's not get all high and mighty like we did something. We sparked his killing spree and now we've ended it.

We're now back at Zero and bin Laden is still the guy we need to catch.