How To Get the Last Laugh

Kenneth Lay-- ready to get sentenced for his part in phucking everyone from the janitor at Enron to the partners at Arthur Andersen-- decided to up and die right before he was to be sentenced for fraud and about 100 other things.

I guess he showed us. I'm sure he decided to have a heart attack to get out of paying for his sins in jail. Just kidding.

The one downside is he really never got to apologize or confess to his wrong doings. However, he has always claimed to be innocent. Bullshat. I won't feel badly for searching out his grave and pooing on his head.