WTF? At Least Make Some Sense...

Remember when you could get normal, character replaced spam like "m@ke ur pen1s larger 4 her" or "h0t slutz wan' u." Although, they resembled the way my friend zackPe types, they would make it through some spam filters and you at least understood what they were trying to sell you.

But lately I've been getting these narratives that make no sense whatsoever. They're obviously crappy advertising and I don't even know where to send my money to keep them coming.

Here's yesterday's email in its entirity:
other on the rusty rails. Redrick unbuttoned a flap and took out a package
lower lip was split. But all in all, okay.
squealed in an unnatural voice, kicked Redrick in the face with his other

Huh? Like good ole Samuel L. Jackson would say: "English mother phucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT ?"