Bad Parenting Parts 1 and 2

Part 1

So I made a duplicate trip to see Talladega Nights. I went with LP and found the movie pretty good. However, many Will Ferrell movies require repeated viewings to soak in ALL the humor. Friday night I went to see it again with ZackPe. Seeing funny movies with Zack is awesome because he giggles like a school girl the whole time which makes the movie that much funnier.

So dude behind use has 3 kids with him-- ages around 11-13 years old. The PG-13 rating should have been a tip-off to him. In addition, when have you EVER heard of a Will Ferrell movie that did not contain some crude and/or sexual humor? Rarely, right?

There are at least 4 or 5 parts in the movie where the kids laughed at some off-color humor. In response, the dad asked "YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? THAT'S IT, LET'S GO !!!"

Of course, they never did go. So daddy dick gets awards for... obviously not having realistic expectations for what the movie contained, being a dick when the movie presented those facets that he obviously was not expecting, not following through with threats of action (he never followed up on leaving when he said they were going to) and making a scene (dude was kinda loud) with a bunch of kids who were prolly hyper-sensitive about being there with their dick dad in the first place.

Part 2

This is how we kill our kids in Cordova. In Memphis, folks leave their children in hot cars with the windows rolled up. No wonder so many kids die in Memphis each year from heat stroke.

I came out of Kroger this morning to see how we do it on Cordova. While mom was inside (after having left her car parked in the fire lane) her kids (about 6 years old) climbed into the front seats and were pretending to drive. Not such a far stretch since THE STUPID BEATCH LEFT HER CAR RUNNING !!!

I certainly won't win Parent of the Year anytime soon, but damn people, use some fuggin' sense.