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8.15.2006

A Guaranteed 7-5 Season for Auburn

 Geez, thanks for the ranking CollegeFootballNews.com. When I logged on this morning to check email while I sipped coffee I saw the omnious email subject "Bowl Projections" from my bro-in-law James.

I didn't figure it to be too bad-- typically there is an inverse correlation between Auburn's preseason projections and their actual season success. And the correlation tends to weaken the lower we're ranked. That is, high projections mean we'll be the biggest letdown since Maurice Clarett's life.

So I figure us to be ranked in the top 5 at end of season... oh, shat... projected for the National Championship game against USC !!!

2006-2007 Bowl Projections

Shat. As if anyone in the SEC needed a reason to hate us any more, they'll surely be gunning to take our heads off now.

And keep in mind, CollegeFootballNews.com also ranked us one of the most overrated schools of all time when it comes to preseason versus end of season rankings (according to AP Polls): Most Overrated College Football Programs

As long as we can take some big wins against 'Bammer, Georgia, LSU, Florida, Wash. St. and Ole Miss (not that that would be a big win but it would keep me from having to listen to those fockers for another year-- no offense dannyR) I guess I'll be okay.

2 Comments:

  • No big win to be had against the Hogs! WOOOOOOO PIG SOOIE!

    By Anonymous Bill, At 5:47 AM  

  • We all know that if Auburn wins, it will be because the officials cheated. Heck, they don't even play each other until the end of October. That's plenty of time for Auburn to steal Ole Miss' coach...again. Because everyone wants Coach O on their team.

    So my prediction is of course that Ole Miss will win. But if they don't win, then it will be because the officials AND Auburn cheated. This is the same prediction I have for every other game this year. Go Rebs! National Champs!!

    By Blogger Danny Riley, At 6:47 AM  

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