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8.16.2006

We Found the Lyrics !!!

To follow up on the post about the radio ad here in Memphis for lawyer T. Flowers; looks like someone has uncovered the lyrics.

I feel the End of Times is near.

SPOT 1
Sippin on dat Goose.
Rollin off da ex.
Police won’t let me loose, less I come up with a check.
Violate my personal space, searchin through my clothes
Found my weed, found my rose* now I’m locked up on the floor.
I got them charges, maine.
I got them charges, maine.
I call my lawyer T. Flowers, now I’m out again.
He beat them charges, maine.
He beat them charges, maine.
He’s a lawyer, down for ya, listen to his name.
(Insert voice of T.Flowers - sounds like Carlton Banks on Fresh Prince of Bel Aire)
Call me. Lawyer T. Flowers. Felonies, misdemeanors, juvenile delinquency, traffic tickets. Call me. Don’t wait.

SPOT 2
I came home from work and I’m lookin for my man
I found him in the bed sleepin wit my best friend
I went and grabbed his glock, couldn’t stop, oh my god
Somebody call T. Flowers, I’m about to catch a charge
I got them charges, maine.
I got them charges, maine.
I called my lawyer T. Flowers, now I’m out again.
He beat them charges, maine.
He beat them charges, maine.
He’s a lawyer, down for ya, listen to his name.

2 Comments:

  • who is we?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 12:33 PM  

  • My wife who has a coworker who heard the ads who also had another coworker who found a site where THEY had the lyrics.

    Now who is THEY be?

    By Blogger Gary Z, At 12:47 PM  

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