Ending the U.S. Labor Shortage

I know W loves blowing up brown people or shooting them off walls while they try to enter our country from the South. Don't get me wrong, Gary Z is the one who voted to put the "illegal" in "illegal immigrant."

However, the U.S. is about to suffer a massive labor shortage due to retirement of the Baby Boomers. Geee, where can fill that void? How 'bout the people from Mexico who will virtually do anything to get into this country?

We farm out tons of manufacturing labor to China and China would much rather nuke us than help us. The Mexicans, on the other hand, are DYING to get into this country.

Would it be such a bad idea to legally let them enter and enroll in English and job training programs?

I think it's a great idea. We help them improve their lives, give them a legal manner in which to become U.S. citizens and we cut our trade deficit with the Chinese.

And now that I think about it, I won't even require them to be proficient in English. Native Spanish is no harder to understand than Ebonics.