No SEC Losses This Weekend...

...only a bunch of bloody ass whippings.

Auburn loses by 17

Georgia by 18

LSU by 13

These games were more like mercy killings than losses.

And this is why we love the SEC. Two undefeateds go down with the potential of the final undefeated team to lose this weekend (Florida at Auburn). What other conference gets to destroy its own national championship hopes as much as the SEC? If any of the 7 power teams from the SEC (Auburn, Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, LSU,  Tennessee-- my regrets to Vandy, Ole Miss, STATE, South Carolina and Kentucky) were to play in a pansy conference like the PAC-10, they'd sure win about 70% of the conference championships. Of course, maybe Arkansas would be a different team if it had to trade some of its Ozark-bred linemen named Bubba Bonebreaker for Pacific-Rimmers like Ohba Paolamini.

Anywho, I'm disappointed but not surprised. In fact, I've mentioned this before, you never are surprised as an Auburn fan to get your hopes up then have them dashed against some unranked and unrespected team. This is why collegefootballnews.com ranked us the #7 overrated team of all time-- more times than not when we're ranked highly we'll tank. When ranked low we'll chomp on the bit of "no one respects us" and we'll kill more folks than a Patriot missle.

This weekend, ZackPe and I are going to Auburn for an all boyz weekend to see Auburn-Florida. The Florida game, one of my personal favorites. I only hope Zack gets to take part in rolling Toomer's.