It'll All Be Over in a Few Hours

Time is short these days but life is awesome. Can't imagine life without 4 girls running around the house (that's 3 human females and one crazed female canine).

Gotta Rock the Vote tonight. Big items on the ballot are regarding gay marriage, freezing property taxes for Senior Citizens and the Fork/Corker debacle. Thank God that will be over soon... unless the loser decides to file 500 lawsuits a la Al Gore. Ahhh, Al Gore. He gave us the internet and a hyper-litigious election process. Thanks Al. The tip's on the counter.

Don't get me wrong. Despite my conservative nature I vote in a very moderate fashion, oftentimes leaning towards the liberal end. My policy is not to vote for folks I think are morons. Pretty simple philosophy.

And speaking of idiots, more Fords on the ballot today. Let's get this straight... in Memphis, if you vote for a Ford you're either black or an idiot. And that's neither a racist nor an idiotist statement. People tend to "support their own" in Memphis. It seems with the elected officials in Memphis people base their voting preferences on the color of skin they happen to have in common with the candidate. Freakin' brilliant strategy voters. I can't figure out why we have such issues in Memphis.

Hold on. I'm getting a few phone calls for Q and A.

Caller: I'm from Binghampton and I'm voting for Harold Ford, Jr. Why do you say I'm an idiot?

Gary Z: You're not an idiot. You're black.

 

Caller: Hey deckhead. I'm from Cordova, TN and Ford is my man. I'm not black. Ha !! I just thwarted your hypothesis.

Gary Z: No, you didn't. You're just an idiot.

Everyone enjoy the last waning moments of Ford vs. Corker-- pics of college girl-on-girl action, horrid mud-slinging and the most money spent on an election race in the history of the state of TN.