Ooooooo Weeeeeeee, It's Hot in Here...

There must be a Tiger in the atmosphere. Eufaula, Lake City, Tiger that is.

My home town team high school football team is headed to the bright lights (and beer bottles and dirty syringes and homeless people) of Legion Field to play for the 5A state championship. The last time Eufaula played for a state title, Michael Jackson was still black and we believed he was mostly hetero as well.

WHAT DO 20% OF THE TEAMS IN THE BCS BOWL GAMES HAVE IN COMMON? THEY LOST TO AUBURN. WAR DAMN EAGLE !!!!!

Thank goodness Florida is making to the big game AND Auburn is going to the Cotton Bowl. Of course, after waiting over 10 years to see Auburn in the Cotton Bowl I won't be able to make it. The family is headed to South Dakota to visit my moms. I'll live t/ James and Matt since they're going.

Had the championship game been a rematch of Ohio State-Michigan I just would have tagged it the "Who Gives Phuck Bowl" and would have spent that night drinking myself silly on malt liquor.

Man, why do I love the Toyota Tacoma commercials so much? This one featuring a Tacoma getting chewed on by Nessie just kills. Or the girlfriend who tries to kill her bofriend's truck. Awesome.

Peas.