My "Fire Zack Up Today" Pic

My bitch ZackPe knows how angry I get because FedEx Ground and FedEx Express ARE NOT the same company.

Geez, with the Brown company I just drop my package into ANY of their boxes (heheheehhe, I said "drop my package into their boxes").

Don't try such a bold maneuver with FedEx.

So I'm Leaving Work And... AHHHHHH !!!!!!

Tuesday was not a great day for me. Sometimes you spend an entire day only to find out that your issue was completely BS related. Then I get home and bomb my Sodoku puzzle with like 4 squares to go. My wife told me I looked like shat. I can't imagine how it would go over if I ever told her that. The couch would become my permanent residence.

Then I go to pick up my car from getting body work done and my car comes back to me with more problems than it went to the body shop with.

But Wednesday was better. Things always get better. But I think the bad mojo I inherited on Tuesday got passed to this guy on Wednesday. WTF is this guy doing? I mean, if you're waiting for someone to come out of the building, that's cool, but do you have to do it like this?

BTW-- my next big purchase is a more compact digi camera. I think it's an injustice that I have to capture moments like this on a 1mp camera.

My Laugh Out Loud Moment for Wednesday

Thanks to Sharon for this pick-me-up

 

All of these are legitimate companies dealing in regular products and
services, but they didn't think their domain names through! Take note of
their 'Domain Names' !

Some of them are prime candidates for the "What was I thinking?" Award!

1) A site called 'Who represents' where you can find the name of the
agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name
is: www.whorepresents.com

2) 'Experts Exchange', a knowledge base where programmers can
Exchange advice and views at: www.expertsexchange.com

3) Looking for a pen? Look no further than "Pen Island" at:
www.penisland.net

4) Need a therapist? Try "Therapist Finder" at:
www.therapistfinder.com

5) Then of course, there's the "Italian Power Generator Company":
www.powergenitalia.com

6) And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New
South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

7) If you're looking for computer software, there's always
www.ipanywhere.com

8) Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9) Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their
wacky website www.speedofart.com

10) Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at:
www.gotahoe.com

This Could Become Series

Bad Parenting-- Part 3

 

LA mom arrested for allegedly shuttling sons on graffiti spree

Associated Press

LOS ANGELES - A 42-year-old mother was arrested for allegedly shuttling her two sons and their three friends around in a sport utility vehicle during a graffiti spree.

Victoria Villicano and the five teens were booked on suspicion of vandalism after their Aug. 22 arrest, said police spokeswoman Norma Eisenman.

Villicano is being held without bail and is scheduled for arraignment Aug. 30.

A witness who followed the SUV told police that Villicano made several stops to allow the five to spray paint the tags "HIV" and "HIVC."

Investigators found paint on the five teenagers' hands when they arrived at the scene, a police statement said.

The crew had managed to spray about 100 tags over a two-mile span before authorities arrived, police said.

Villicano's 19-year-old son, David Ramirez, is being held on $1,000 bail.

Police did not identify the other four suspects, ages 14-16, because they are juveniles. They were booked and released, Eisenman said.

Repeat After Me: "It's Not A Rivalry Game To THEM"

Memphis is traveling to Oxford, MS to open the 2006 football season against Ole Miss. Drunk off a few good seasons with DeAngelo Williams, Memphis folks are starting to get a little irrational I think.

Not "leave your kids in the hot car" or "bitch done stabbed me" irrational, but just a little irrational over their sports.

The first sign was 2 years ago when I overheard someone stating (after a great Memphis win over Arkansas State) that Vanderbilt should be kicked out of the SEC and they should let Memphis in. Um, okay. I guess if UM could bring the SEC's grade point average up like Vandy does then fine, but until then we still need Vandy as our "brains of the SEC."

This year I hear talk of this "rivalry" with Ole Miss. Now, the blue collar fans of Memphis absolutely hate the uppity genteel that is Ole Miss. Memphis really embraces their "Go To Hell Ole Miss" cheer.

However, here's Gary's first rule of rivalries-- the teams need to be similarly matched in wins-losses or ability. Currently, Ole Miss holds a 43-10-2 winning record against Memphis. Memphis's only success has come in the past 3 years. This is not a rivalry, this is 55 year running ass whipping. I found out today that the first 2 games between these schools were won by Ole Miss-- 82-0 and 92-0. Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.

Rule 2-- BOTH sides have to agree that this is indeed a rivalry. You'll never catch either side doubting the importance of Auburn-Alabama, Ole Miss-Miss State or Georgia-Florida. Memphis is fired up about this game, Ole Miss is prolly not that excited.

I'm not saying that Ole Miss-Memphis can't become a rivalry. As it currently stands at least one side hates the other. And the past 5 years have made for some great games. However, I think it's a little premature to think this is a great college football classic.

Bad Parenting Parts 1 and 2

Part 1

So I made a duplicate trip to see Talladega Nights. I went with LP and found the movie pretty good. However, many Will Ferrell movies require repeated viewings to soak in ALL the humor. Friday night I went to see it again with ZackPe. Seeing funny movies with Zack is awesome because he giggles like a school girl the whole time which makes the movie that much funnier.

So dude behind use has 3 kids with him-- ages around 11-13 years old. The PG-13 rating should have been a tip-off to him. In addition, when have you EVER heard of a Will Ferrell movie that did not contain some crude and/or sexual humor? Rarely, right?

There are at least 4 or 5 parts in the movie where the kids laughed at some off-color humor. In response, the dad asked "YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? THAT'S IT, LET'S GO !!!"

Of course, they never did go. So daddy dick gets awards for... obviously not having realistic expectations for what the movie contained, being a dick when the movie presented those facets that he obviously was not expecting, not following through with threats of action (he never followed up on leaving when he said they were going to) and making a scene (dude was kinda loud) with a bunch of kids who were prolly hyper-sensitive about being there with their dick dad in the first place.

Part 2

This is how we kill our kids in Cordova. In Memphis, folks leave their children in hot cars with the windows rolled up. No wonder so many kids die in Memphis each year from heat stroke.

I came out of Kroger this morning to see how we do it on Cordova. While mom was inside (after having left her car parked in the fire lane) her kids (about 6 years old) climbed into the front seats and were pretending to drive. Not such a far stretch since THE STUPID BEATCH LEFT HER CAR RUNNING !!!

I certainly won't win Parent of the Year anytime soon, but damn people, use some fuggin' sense.

Failure to Respect the Paint

Now that I've spent the past 9 months ignoring all household responsibilites so that I can race and train, the season is over and it's time to give momma a little pay back.

I spent an 8 to 5 workday on Saturday putting together Caroline's (my unborn child, but coming quickly) crib, changing table and painting.

I discussed using dannyRiley's Wagner power painter but decided against when he said it takes and hour to clean the unit. I laughed that I'd spend more time cleaning than painting since Caroline's room is only 10 X 12 with a small closet....

Well, 4.5 hours later I'm putting the final touches on the second coat of paint and I'm friggin' worn out. I failed to respect the paint and it showed me who was boss by making me suffer for half a work day.

I fought the paint and the paint won-- but at least the room is finished now.

Gary Z's Crappy Double Standard for the Day

You're gonna hear me rant every once in a while about the War of Northern aggression.

So I'm doing some light reading the other day-- the Emancipation Proclomation-- because this document gave rise to the phrase "pimpin' ain't easy.

Here's what they tell us in school because they sure as hell know we're not gonna go read the document on our own. I mean, the friggin' internet had not been invented by Al Gore yet. Anyway, back to what they tell us in school: "When Abe signed the EP, slavery ended and all the slaves were set free." Period.

But not so fast my friend.

The EP only freed slaves in States that were trying to secede. Northerners were still free to own slaves. Hmmmmm, here's your text:

"...all persons held as slaves within any State or designated part of a State, the people whereof shall then be in rebellion against the United States, shall be then, thenceforward, and forever free..."

Abe even goes further and lists those states/counties/parishes where slavery is illegal:

"Arkansas, Texas, Louisiana, (except the Parishes of St. Bernard, Plaquemines, Jefferson, St. John, St. Charles, St. James Ascension, Assumption, Terrebonne, Lafourche, St. Mary, St. Martin, and Orleans, including the City of New Orleans) Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, and Virginia, (except the forty-eight counties designated as West Virginia, and also the counties of Berkley, Accomac, Northampton, Elizabeth City, York, Princess Ann, and Norfolk, including the cities of Norfolk and Portsmouth[)]..."

Interesting stuff.

Pleeeeeeeeeease LP, Can We Get It?

I found this awesome goody on TigerDirect this morning.

I immediately had to start emailing the bro-in-law, my resident TV expert. I mean, if you have 3 televisions with 3 TiVo's in your house, you're an expert by me.

I was scared a 56" TV might be too much, but James assured me otherwise.

And here's some numbers to back it up.

Before I left for work I got out my laser tape measure. I believe you're supposed to double your screen size to determine appropriate viewing distance. In this case 56 inches X 2 = 112 inches which is 9.3 feet.

When sitting on our couch, the distance from my eyes to the screen on our current TV is 11 feet. It is also a CRT TV and sits in a huge entertainment center which pushes the screen out 3.3 feet from the wall. This means I actually have 14.3 feet from my eyes to the wall. That easily meets the 9.3 feet requirement !!!

<elicitingSympathy>

And LP, since we won't be going to many Auburn football games this year because of #2 child coming along, I think this is a great family investment.

</elicitingSympathy>

But I understand you need a few options, so here we go.

1. 56" HDTV DLP

2. Threesome

3. Daddy gets his motorcycle !!!

The decision is in your hands oh wise house manager.

Upsetting More Folks on Friday

Let's just get it out there-- racial/ethnic/religious profiling in airport security-- GOOD.

Come on you phucking limp-wristed civil libertarian groups; we've pretty much nailed the demographic that's causing so much heartache and death with terrorist attacks. It's not my white, pregnant wife and it's not my closet homosexual friend Kenny.

However, I'm chronically pained because even on issues of taking away individual liberties I do have some boundries; like wire tapping.

Now I believe wire-tapping is a necessary evil for fighting terrorist organizations but I'm scared of where the other information gathered might end up.

I mean, just because you went in to gather one thing doesn't mean you won't find something totally unrelated that might be used to implicate folks and I don't completely agree with that.

Hell, I can't even go to Target (not Wal-Mart, that's the great Satan) with a list and restrict myself to just that list. How can a government agent go in for terrorist information then decide not to use some other nifty tidbits he picks up? And if they're wire-tapping thousands of folks then they're gathering a hell of a lot of information on individuals and that kinda scares me.

Profiling = GOOD, Wire-Tapping =  I DUNNO

So once again Gary Z demonstrates his MO of having information but not being to make a decision or form a definitive opinion.

Why Am I Just Learning About This ?

Man, I hate the short days of winter. Get out of work at 5pm and it's pitch black. That means I'm either condemnred to riding indoors or taking my life in my own hands and running / riding outside.

I LIVE for Daylight Saving-- those glorious days when we have tons more daylight to play with after work.

Starting in 2007, we'll get another MONTH added onto Daylight Saving. Yay !!!

Daylight Saving Facts

 

Colums are Year, Start of DST and End of DST
2006 April 2 October 29
DST Start and End date changes beginning March 2007
Year DST Begins 2 a.m.
(Second Sunday in March)

DST Ends 2 a.m.
(First Sunday in November)
2007 March 11 November 4
2008 March 9 November 2
2009 March 8 November 1
2010 March 14 November 7
2011 March 13 November 6
2012 March 11 November 4
2013 March 10 November 3
2014 March 9 November 2
2015 March 8 November 1

We Found the Lyrics !!!

To follow up on the post about the radio ad here in Memphis for lawyer T. Flowers; looks like someone has uncovered the lyrics.

I feel the End of Times is near.

SPOT 1
Sippin on dat Goose.
Rollin off da ex.
Police won’t let me loose, less I come up with a check.
Violate my personal space, searchin through my clothes
Found my weed, found my rose* now I’m locked up on the floor.
I got them charges, maine.
I got them charges, maine.
I call my lawyer T. Flowers, now I’m out again.
He beat them charges, maine.
He beat them charges, maine.
He’s a lawyer, down for ya, listen to his name.
(Insert voice of T.Flowers - sounds like Carlton Banks on Fresh Prince of Bel Aire)
Call me. Lawyer T. Flowers. Felonies, misdemeanors, juvenile delinquency, traffic tickets. Call me. Don’t wait.

SPOT 2
I came home from work and I’m lookin for my man
I found him in the bed sleepin wit my best friend
I went and grabbed his glock, couldn’t stop, oh my god
Somebody call T. Flowers, I’m about to catch a charge
I got them charges, maine.
I got them charges, maine.
I called my lawyer T. Flowers, now I’m out again.
He beat them charges, maine.
He beat them charges, maine.
He’s a lawyer, down for ya, listen to his name.

Your Angry Link for the Day

Wow. I thought I was one angry em effer but this site makes me look like Mary Poppins.

BTW-- I have to state this for the record because apparently I'm generating some hate on the interweb:

Gary Z / Coach Z / garyzyriek.com thinks any political or religious view that falls at EITHER extreme end of the continuum is pretty phucked up.

Here's my phucked liberal site for the day: Anti-SUV Bumper Stickers

Make sure you also read the section on TAGGING. These silly phucks not only condone vandalizing people's SUVs they give you tips and tricks on it. And they think they'll outrun Coach Z if they're on bike? Hahahaahahaa, I challenge the beatches.

I Can't Believe This Is Real

Holy cow. I have never heard a legal ad like this before. As reported by the Memphis Flyer. Make sure you get all the lyrics so you determine how T. Flowers might assist you.

But this IS Memfuss.

Beat Dem Charges T. Flowers

Oh, Let Me Die Now...

Piles of hot, fit women in tight clothing...

Ahhhhhhhhh.....

Elk Grove Carnage

A Guaranteed 7-5 Season for Auburn

 Geez, thanks for the ranking CollegeFootballNews.com. When I logged on this morning to check email while I sipped coffee I saw the omnious email subject "Bowl Projections" from my bro-in-law James.

I didn't figure it to be too bad-- typically there is an inverse correlation between Auburn's preseason projections and their actual season success. And the correlation tends to weaken the lower we're ranked. That is, high projections mean we'll be the biggest letdown since Maurice Clarett's life.

So I figure us to be ranked in the top 5 at end of season... oh, shat... projected for the National Championship game against USC !!!

2006-2007 Bowl Projections

Shat. As if anyone in the SEC needed a reason to hate us any more, they'll surely be gunning to take our heads off now.

And keep in mind, CollegeFootballNews.com also ranked us one of the most overrated schools of all time when it comes to preseason versus end of season rankings (according to AP Polls): Most Overrated College Football Programs

As long as we can take some big wins against 'Bammer, Georgia, LSU, Florida, Wash. St. and Ole Miss (not that that would be a big win but it would keep me from having to listen to those fockers for another year-- no offense dannyR) I guess I'll be okay.

Just Another Zyriek Weekend

I got off work straight up 5pm Friday. Roll to the 7-11 for my usual tall boy Bud-- working man's brew.

Get ta tweaking on a few Marlboros before I get home only have momma scream at me about not getting my child support check to her in a timely manner.

I promise to make it up to her over dinner at Sizzler. We wash Anna's feet and stroll to the buffet. I sneak in a bottle of screw top wine and continue my bend while I enjoy some beef tips.

Momma keeps a screaming about sh1t so I throw a salad bowl at her. Memphis 5-0 has ta come and drag my ass away for domestic violence or something.

Thank goodness the jailhouse has internet connection so I can keep up with my blog.

Or maybe I'm just testing out a new service for blogging. I'll get the real update out soon enough...

Why Wait?

Why wait to push political bias on your children.

Go ahead and start polluting their minds as soon as possible.



Click here for more reading. You HAVE to check out the sample pages

thanks dr

Time For A Comment

So I've withheld making a formal statement on Tour de France winner Floyd Landis's positive drug test.

I guess I really needed time to sort if out and get over the hurt-- I kinda feel like a little kid who finally gets to meet his baseball hero then finds out the dude is juiced beyond belief. It's a big let down.

So to clear things up, Floyd's testosterone:epitestosterone ratio was out of whack. Typically it should be 1:1 but if you start juicing you'll get an elevation in testosterone (T). Cycling is very liberal in that it allows the T:E ratio to stray as far as 4:1. Many hormonal changes occur when you put your body through this kind of abuse (eg, training and racing) which helps explain why I sometimes come home from super hard rides and I'm as hormonal as a PMS'ing 13-year-old girl.

So Floyd blew an 11:1 ratio and the kicker is that part of that elevation was due to exogenous (ie, SYNTHETIC) testosterone. Well, there's more explaining to do there than getting caught with your pants down in the sheep pasture... so I've heard.

I used to ask like every layperson "why would someone be such an idiot as to dope in the Tour de France when they stand a high chance of getting tested" or "he passed 4 tests before this one, why did he fail now?"

How 'bout I throw this out there. Floyd didn't just dope the night before the epic stage he won--he's been doping for years before this. The doctors who administer these drugs to their riders prolly have the knowledge to cure cancer if they used their powers for good. They know exactly how much to push each drug to the point where the athlete will benefit but not set off any red flags in drug testing.

It just happens that they kinda phucked up this time.

Dehydration, superhuman effort in the day's stage, alcohol use, coritcosteroids for Floyd's hip inflammation and thyroid medication all combined to make the Androderm patch placed on the backside of Floyd's scrotum (yep, that's how they topically administer it) provide "too much of a good thing."

And to clarify the justification for steroid use in this scenario-- it helps speed recovery and repair the micro-tears in the muscles. Floyd was not using it to get all pumped up.

Please Don't Send This Out

An email came from our President at ILS today.

Rule #1: If you're gonna give shitty raises across the board, please don't send out emails with the following:


"The July financial results for ILS were positive once again and we continue on a record setting pace in '06."

Whew, record setting, but here's your 3% raise.

Phuck that. The rest of my day is now dedicated to carpet bombing local IT firms with my resume.

Garage Sale Madness

Just to give a quick update on the FIRST EVER garage sale I've ever hosted.

Let's just say it was like a little slice of Americana-- though I feel like it might have been one of the end slices that no one actually eats.

I was warned that folks would come earlier than the posted 7am start on Sat. morning. That was correct-- we had a couple of folks come by Friday night asking about "pre sales." I figured "well, you're here, you might as well take a look around." Those pre-sales turned out to be profitable but here's where I found the first rule of garage sales-- DON'T LET THE GARAGE SALE JUNKIES SEE ANYTHING THAT IS NOT FOR SALE.

I let a lady in my house and she was trying to buy the sterling silver that my g-ma gave me, some plants, etc.

So, Sat. morning LP and I get up at 5am and start the process of moving stuff to the driveway.

The sun broke and it was like someone let the gates open-- 6am and we've got more buyers than termites on rotted wood. It was a culture I've never witnessed-- people actually do this as a hobby. They get up at the crack of dawn on Saturdays and hit the garage sales. I have trouble finding meaning in my existence but I think it's greater than the weekly sales these people live for.

So it was a long day. We got rid of a bunch of stuff, I got to see some really cool fake boobeez and we ended up selling over $800 in stuff we were gonna throw out anyway ($200 of that was LP's mom's furniture that was sent over).

So we made $600, cleaned out our closets and got to see a new group of Americans that I could have never thought to go looking for under the most random of rocks.

Haunting the Inbox

So I almost never give my work email address to anyone, especially on any site which makes it kinda weird that I get so much spam in my inbox.

But I loved this one. It's from a dating service to which I am apparently a member.

And this is the best they can do? Russian chicks. Now, I'm not opposed to Russian chicks because with a last name like Zyriek you can appreciate a rugged Eastern bloc woman who can make love to you like a rabid bull then go split a cord of wood while carrying 80 lb. of coal on her back.

But dude, when did "unhappy, homely looking chick" ever enter my wildest fantasies? Could they get these mail order hookers to at least get a haircut, put on some non-garage sale clothing and perhaps SMILE?

Sorry I'm so demanding, but unhappy and homely looking is something I could have found 1,000 times over in Memfuss.

Nice hair, nice clothes, nice Glamour-Shotz


Smile !!! Okay, nevermind. Say 'VODKA' !!!

Be A Cheerleader

I was in Wendy's the other day killing some time with sudoku and lunch while waiting to get tires rotated and balanced.

What struck me was the manager on duty. She was giving it up for her peeps. It was a busy lunch hour and she was constantly giving them updates on drive-thru and indoor lines, what was where, who needed to hit what assignments and then giving a lot of encouragement to her people.

Okay, so this is Wendy's you may laugh. But why laugh, this is part of management that lots of white collar folks miss. Her infectiously happy attitude is something that even the highest of bosses could learn from. And what she did was also excellent-- she kept her people informed of what the work environment looked like, she re-assigned people to tasks to complete goals and she genuinely praised her employees for going that extra mile.

Flipside
I work on the 4th floor of my building's megaplex (that megaplex thing is just a joke, we only have 4 floors) and the 3rd floor contained a call center aka customer support center for Sharper Image. Those were the most depressed, bitter folks you'd ever meet. ePerformax was the name of the company, I'm not afraid to out those unhappy foolz. They hated their jobs and were miserable every day you saw them on the elevator.

So now they're gone. Their jobs got shipped to the Phillipines. I hate when Americans lose their jobs like that. But not so much in this case. If these folks had at all been happy to have jobs in the first place and taken pride in what they did then perhaps they'd still have jobs.

So you hate your job and bitch nonstop about it...poof, it's gone. At least you don't have a crappy job any longer, eh?

Maybe y'all can go work for my cheerleader at Wendy's; that is, if you're not too miserable to show up to work everyday.

I Gambled. I Lost... Sort Of

My 2001 Nissan Pathfinder is the first Japanese car I've ever personally owned.

I LOVE many American cars but I keep my cars for 5 - 7 years and, frankly, I can't afford an American car that has to last that long. Sorry, but my experience and tons of research data support the claims of lower reliability in American cars.

If I was a baller and traded/leased cars for a max of 3 years, I might consider a phat Yukon... but I'm not stacking cheese like that.

So, when I bought the Pathy and they offered an extended warranty (75,000 miles/5 years for $800) I was like "HELL YEAH !!" because I figured I'd EASILY rack up that amount of repairs. Figure that an alternator repair goes for $600 on the Pathy (at the dealership they say; at NAPA or Advance it would be more like $100) and you've got a bargain on the extended warranty.

Well, I gambled on buying the warranty and I lost; I think.

I did not make my money back but on the upside I've had a car that's been uber-reliable for 5 years now so it's kinda win-win.

The numbers:
Warranty: $800
Total deductible for 3 repairs: $150
Total: $950

Repairs (cost disregarding deductible): $650

Which leaves me with a net loss of $300. Well, that's still not bad considering my last Buick cost me around $2,000 by the time it was 5 years old. And the Buick continued to rack up around $1,000 per year in repairs until we put it to sleep.

Just A Thought...

Just keep this in mind next time you go to Wal-Mart and help bolster the 10% trade deficit that those phuckers alone are responsible for with China.

Multiply this by 50,000

Ever Seen Road Rash?

Ahhh, I do repost stuff and this is one that has to re-surface every once in a while.

Ever see what a butt cheek looks like after falling off a bike at 30 mph? Let Franc Moak help you...

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She's Not Heavy, She's My Shawtee

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Another Reason To Hate the Chi's

I hope I beat zackPe to this post.

News from China this morning-- 50,000 dogs killed due to a rabies outbreak. If you thought the human healthcare system in China sucks (along with all the humans rights abuses) check out the fact that China only vaccinates 3% of its dogs against rabies.

So 3 folks died in this province due to rabies (2,000 die per year in China from rabies) so the government went out and beat to death 50,000 dogs.

People were walking their dogs and government officials would run up and beat people's dogs to death while on the leash. Officials would go into the towns at night and start making noise; when dogs would bark they'd then find the dogs and beat them to death.

But the upside-- if owners were willing to kill their own dogs before gov't officials got there then the owners were paid a handsome sum of 63 cents.

And on the "who gives a FQ front", PETA has cancelled a $300,000 order of Chinese products in protest of this slaughter. I would actually think a boycott from a legit organization would hold some salt, but PETA, plzzzzzz.

Let's Catch Up With a Picture Blog...

Some lost pics on the cell phone from last football season...

Attack of the Killer 'Bama Belly


Get It? Steve Spurrier Really is A [Game]cock


Bitch Done Pulled out in Front of Me


Dear God I'm lucky. I have a cashew allergy. How was I to know that this container of cashews from Costco actually contained cashews?


The best thing after a super hard bike race where you've expended over 2,500 calories? Shiner Bock, my little pony and some guy's ass in the background at Memphis Pizza Cafe