2 HARD ABP
Did y'all catch the news yesterday (Saturday)? These kind of stories just warm my heart.
Shortly after taking off on a flight from Africa to the Canary Islands, Mohamed Abderraman, aka SKILLET, whips out two 7mm hand guns and demands the flight be diverted to France where he can seek asylum.
First, who the phuck let skillet on the plane with 2 handguns? Skillet-1, Airport Security-0
So skillet is seeking asylum in France, where they speak French, which the pilots learn skillet does not actually speak. So in a communication with the passengers the pilot, speaking French, says something like "I'm landing this bird hard on the tarmac then hitting the gas. When dip sh1t hits the ground, y'all administer a prison style beat down."
So the pilot does what the says, ABP 1 throws a pot of boiling water on skillet's face while ABP's 2-50 beat the begeezus out of skillet.
Pilot/Crew/Passengers-1, Skillet-0
Tie break goes against skillet.
ABP = my NWA pilot friend, Paul, told me about a rather boring weeklong training he had to go through with Northwest. He said the highlight was learning hand-to-hand combat with hijackers. I asked if passengers should get involved in these cases. He said that the crew is always looking for Able Bodied Persons to issue ass whippings whenever there is a terrorist situation on a plane. That's why I go on planes jacked up on NO-Explode and Starbucks that I call out anyone of Middle Eastern descent on flights whenever they do ANYTHING-- "HE'S GOT A SODOKU PUZZLE !!! LET'S ROLL !!!!"
Didn't hijackers make things harder on themselves after 9/11? The assumption used to be that if you cooperated with hijackers then all would be okay. Now the assumption is that they wish to crash planes. With that in mind you suddenly have 50-100 people desparately motivated to kick someone's ass 'cause they sure don't feel like dying in a fiery crash.
Shortly after taking off on a flight from Africa to the Canary Islands, Mohamed Abderraman, aka SKILLET, whips out two 7mm hand guns and demands the flight be diverted to France where he can seek asylum.
First, who the phuck let skillet on the plane with 2 handguns? Skillet-1, Airport Security-0
So skillet is seeking asylum in France, where they speak French, which the pilots learn skillet does not actually speak. So in a communication with the passengers the pilot, speaking French, says something like "I'm landing this bird hard on the tarmac then hitting the gas. When dip sh1t hits the ground, y'all administer a prison style beat down."
So the pilot does what the says, ABP 1 throws a pot of boiling water on skillet's face while ABP's 2-50 beat the begeezus out of skillet.
Pilot/Crew/Passengers-1, Skillet-0
Tie break goes against skillet.
ABP = my NWA pilot friend, Paul, told me about a rather boring weeklong training he had to go through with Northwest. He said the highlight was learning hand-to-hand combat with hijackers. I asked if passengers should get involved in these cases. He said that the crew is always looking for Able Bodied Persons to issue ass whippings whenever there is a terrorist situation on a plane. That's why I go on planes jacked up on NO-Explode and Starbucks that I call out anyone of Middle Eastern descent on flights whenever they do ANYTHING-- "HE'S GOT A SODOKU PUZZLE !!! LET'S ROLL !!!!"
Didn't hijackers make things harder on themselves after 9/11? The assumption used to be that if you cooperated with hijackers then all would be okay. Now the assumption is that they wish to crash planes. With that in mind you suddenly have 50-100 people desparately motivated to kick someone's ass 'cause they sure don't feel like dying in a fiery crash.
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