Don't Judge Me...
Don't judge me because I laughed at my fellow human beings. But if I asked the question "WWJD?" I think he would have laughed too.
Tuesday night I met a few folks from my Spanish class at El Porton to eat some "order by numbers" Mexican food and rap in some Espanol. BTW, I got down "quero cervesa grande" down pat, thankuverymuch.
After dinner I went to the mall to run an errand for LP. After running my errand I decided to cruise the mall to see if there were any good Wii games at FYE, any hats I wanted at Lidz or perhaps some parachute pants at Gadzooks. Nothing cracking.
However, on my way out I had to pass t/ the mall's food court where I saw perhaps the largest 2 women in Memphis kicking it at a 2-topper. These chicks were Orca fat and they were pretty young looking which always saddens me. As I got closer I noticed they were intensely reading some books. One was flipping the pages when I saw ... OHMAGOSH... FLESH. This whale of a woman was reading 269 Amazing Sex Play. Oh dear God, the horror. But it only gets worse. When I walked by their table I noticed The Good Sex Bible on the table.
Holee shat. I could not help but laugh out loud. I had to tuck my tail and run for fear of these women riding me down like a rented mule.
And I feel badly for the poor dudes who are gonna get a big surprise of "hey honey, look what position I discovered in this book." Oh, poor guys. Of course, perhaps their dudes are into that and they'll think they've won the flesh lottery.
But for me. I hope to bring everyone else down with that disturbing image that will surely haunt me the rest of the day.
Look Boyfriend, I just learned the reverse cowgirl... and you're getting it tonight !!
Hopefully, this will clear your mind... Do those work as floatation devices?
Tuesday night I met a few folks from my Spanish class at El Porton to eat some "order by numbers" Mexican food and rap in some Espanol. BTW, I got down "quero cervesa grande" down pat, thankuverymuch.
After dinner I went to the mall to run an errand for LP. After running my errand I decided to cruise the mall to see if there were any good Wii games at FYE, any hats I wanted at Lidz or perhaps some parachute pants at Gadzooks. Nothing cracking.
However, on my way out I had to pass t/ the mall's food court where I saw perhaps the largest 2 women in Memphis kicking it at a 2-topper. These chicks were Orca fat and they were pretty young looking which always saddens me. As I got closer I noticed they were intensely reading some books. One was flipping the pages when I saw ... OHMAGOSH... FLESH. This whale of a woman was reading 269 Amazing Sex Play. Oh dear God, the horror. But it only gets worse. When I walked by their table I noticed The Good Sex Bible on the table.
Holee shat. I could not help but laugh out loud. I had to tuck my tail and run for fear of these women riding me down like a rented mule.
And I feel badly for the poor dudes who are gonna get a big surprise of "hey honey, look what position I discovered in this book." Oh, poor guys. Of course, perhaps their dudes are into that and they'll think they've won the flesh lottery.
But for me. I hope to bring everyone else down with that disturbing image that will surely haunt me the rest of the day.
Look Boyfriend, I just learned the reverse cowgirl... and you're getting it tonight !!
Hopefully, this will clear your mind... Do those work as floatation devices?
posted by Gary Z at
7:26 PM
3 Comments:
What's even worse is that all three women you posted a picture of are pron stars. Think about THAT!
By
Kenny, At
4:30 PM
Great i'm about to go to lunch.
By
Zack, At
9:44 AM
Zyriek,
If you are the same Gary Francis I went to high school with, you would have jumped at that opportunity. j/k This is Lamar Brand. For some reason, I Googled you today and found your blog. Get back with me lamarbrand@yahoo.com sometime.
Talk to you later.
By
Lamar Brand, At
12:45 PM
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