Way To Go Chi Guys

Looks like nearly every place in Memphis was closed yesterday for Easter.... except Wal-Mart.

Come on guys. What is it gonna take for you guys to close for one fuggin' day and let your employees spend time with their families. Don't give me all the stuff about the benefits of Wal-Mart... we can enjoy these benefits on many other days during the year besides Easter, Christmas, etc.

I guess during the Second Coming Wal-Mart will be open and fully staffed.

Perhaps Jesus will need some toe nail clippers or maybe he just can't live without a French Mouli to make his salad when he comes back to Earth.

Or perhaps I'm wrong. Perhaps God's Chosen People are shoeless children running around in diapers with their mullet-headed, toothless, teenage, unwed, crackhead mommies.

Another happy customer leaves the Wal-Mart in Midtown Memphis....