Free Trampoline

Thanks terryT for finding this ad for a free trampoline on memphis.craigslist.org

Life got you down? Why not lift your spirits with a free trampoline. That's right, FREE!! All you have to do is disassemble it and haul it out of my backyard.
Here's what a free trampoline can do for you:
• Help you look over your neighbor's tall fence to spy
• Help you jump over your neighbor's fence to snoop
• Shade for the dog
• Bed for the dog
• Use it as a guest bed for those unwanted relatives
• Use it as a bed for yourself
• A soft spot to fall on if you have to jump off the roof
• Catches leaves and other debris off trees
• Tell your friends you are practicing to be in the circus
• Charge admission and make some extra ca$h
• Jump on it
I know what you're thinking, "Why would someone give away such a marvelous thing?" Well, the answer is simple, really. It was a gift from my ex and he's not around for me to shove it up his ass.

Serious inquiries only.