Best Wrong Number Call Ever
I have to blog these cool little stories before my memory goes and they're lost forever.
As the last name in the phone book in most places I live you can imagine the harassment I get by late night callers who have had a dangerous mix of too much liquor and a phone book.
But one night I think I got tagged by someone's (soon to be "ex") girlfriend.
It's like 1 am and I'm fast asleep. I hear the phone ring and expect the usual "hey dude, you're the last name in the phone book !!" call.
Instead I got "Dave, I'm leaving for Texas tomorrow and you'll never see me again !" (click)
Those were the days before caller ID so I'm not sure who the caller was. I guess I had *69 but I wasn't gonna spend 50 cents righting a situation where the girl was obviously crazy, she already had her travel plans mapped out and she was rude enough to wake me up.
In retrospect, I'm really sorry Dave. However, it was prolly okay to let a girl this crazy go. I guess I did you a favor, Dave. You're welcome.
As the last name in the phone book in most places I live you can imagine the harassment I get by late night callers who have had a dangerous mix of too much liquor and a phone book.
But one night I think I got tagged by someone's (soon to be "ex") girlfriend.
It's like 1 am and I'm fast asleep. I hear the phone ring and expect the usual "hey dude, you're the last name in the phone book !!" call.
Instead I got "Dave, I'm leaving for Texas tomorrow and you'll never see me again !" (click)
Those were the days before caller ID so I'm not sure who the caller was. I guess I had *69 but I wasn't gonna spend 50 cents righting a situation where the girl was obviously crazy, she already had her travel plans mapped out and she was rude enough to wake me up.
In retrospect, I'm really sorry Dave. However, it was prolly okay to let a girl this crazy go. I guess I did you a favor, Dave. You're welcome.
posted by Gary Z at
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