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12.19.2007

'Hood Analysis -- A Response

So I got an anonymous comment:
Here's a quick question to ask yourself to determine if your property value is on the way up or down: Do I live inside the Memphis city limits?

You might also check to see how close you live to a Buster's Liquor store.


But seriously, let's run with it. Zack and I were discussing this the other day re: what businesses occupy my 'hood.

So let's take a look...

Popeye's, KFC, Zaxby's, TitleMax and Incredible Pizza are within a mile.

Also, within a mile are Christal's-- your one-stop shop for all type of sex toys, lotions, and movies-- Natalie's Liquor Warehouse and Chrome Depot (dubz, rimz, spinnerz).

Within 2 miles is a potentially soon to be strip club. Yes, a full out ta ta bar.

So if businesses are built to serve the community; what kind of community do I live in?

12.13.2007

And That, My Friends, Is the End of the Neighborhood

My friend ZackPe hypothesizes that the arrival of a Chuck-E-Cheese guarantees the death of the section of town in which it resides.

Although I debated this a little bit-- only because Chuck set up shop about 3 miles from my house-- there is no doubt that the damn mouse ushered in "less glamorous" businesses to Cordova (aka New Hickory Hill, da dirty 'Dova).

Less than 1 mile from my house is a Popeye's under construction, TitleMax (you know, pawn your title for a 20% interest loan when you just gotta have some weed before payday), and an Incredible Pizza which promises to house a go-kart track, laser tag and even a bowling alley. Now, LP will argue that the Popeye's is not so bad because the sign reads "Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen." However, I'm just guessing that the zoning board demanded Popeye's not put up their "Chicken That's Finger Lickin', Slap Yer Momma On The Ass Good" sign.

The end is near. I fully expect the value of my Sequoia to exceed my home's appraised worth within the next 3 years.

12.11.2007

Problems with Locale... Nailed

First off, I survived 2 Girls 1 Cup. That's the last we need to discuss on that one.
Besides, the 1 cup deal was not that bad... Snuff Film Paul has sent me videos of a Russian soldier getting murdered, a horse raping, a Mexican police station suicide and the Nick Berg beheading video. Two girls is a cake walk in comparison.

I have discussions with coworkers regarding relocating. One of my buds was looking at a move to Colorado but when we got down to it we could not peg down the EXACT reasons of why a move to an area like that is better.

Look at the schedule LP and I have (as most working folks with kids). You work out indoors before work at 4.30am, you scramble to get the kids to school, work all day, scramble to pick up kids from school, eat dinner, head to bed. So how is that different in Memphis v. any other area in the country. Even if you have unlimited options in activities and scenery, when do you actually get the time to enjoy them?

But I think I've nailed some reasons and they're kinda inner-twined.

If you're in business, any kind of business, you will serve a particular population. And in many cases that population, in turn, dictates how your career will proceed-- the knowledge you specialize in, etc.

So what's the population of Memphis? I'm not hatin' I'm just saying. In large part the population can be generally defined as less affluent, less educated and horrendously fatter than other places I'd prefer to live. And I think those 3 factors occur in unison more times than not.

Medical care-- So I enjoy being active, but my knee has been giving me issues. In a town where docs are used to seeing obese, inactive individuals they typically don't know how to handle an active, athletic individual with a less than common problem. My PT verified this. As a runner from Jacksonville, FL she felt that doctors here do not understand the needs of highly active individuals.

Outdoor activities-- if your population is not so interested in getting off the couch then your infrastructure will be built in a manner to match. There is a dearth of parks (though Shelby Farms is kick ass), bike/walking/hiking paths and other forms of outdoor activity. However, fast food restaurants and good roads to deliver more televisions abound. And I think this is all circular. Without good facilities to promote exercise people will continue to stay inactive.

Healthful food choices-- When my friend Brian Loflin moved to Boulder he instantly lost 20 pounds. How? The availability of high quality natural and organic food was very good. Eating well was as simple as stopping at one of many whole foods stores on the way to or from work. In Memphis, you better know how to cook every recipe with copious amounts of barbeque.

General life happiness-- So you're trapped in an inactive locale without many options for healthful eating or activity. Best case scenario you're just content with it (my wife for example) or you're a maniacal rage-aholic (me, for example). You only need to see how aggressive Memphis drivers are to understand how wound up and stressed out they are.

12.07.2007

Um, Exactly How "Manly" Does Your Truck Really Need to Be?

Like many folks with trucks and SUV's I use my Goliath to haul kids, make runs to Home Depot and load it down on family trips.

However, is there a market for folks that need their trucks to be this hard core?

I think advertisers have gone way over the top on the following commercials.

Toyota Tundra allows you to haul 10,330 pounds while avoiding swinging steel hammer beams...


Ford F-150 can stop a C130 Cargo Jet with its massive brakes...


Nissan Titan's frame can get torqued by a train...



So my question is, if you engineer a truck to do all these things why can't you design it to get 30 mpg on the highway?

Hahahaha, I love these Tacomoa commercials, though. Seriously. I laugh every time I see them.
Nessie Attacks Truck


Jealous Girlfriend Can't Kill a Tacoma


Tacoma Becomes the most Bad Ass Mount EVER In World Of Warcraft

12.03.2007

Plz... Can I Have Just One Last Coach O Post?

Sorry, I laughed so hard at this I had to post it.

12.01.2007

I Could Deal with the California Wildfires... But This?