Made with Plide... In China (of course)

With a new budget in place and major expenses falling every month from December to April, LP and I try to keep it semi-under control for her b/day in January. No ladies, that does not mean I'm a cheap ass. But I wanted to surprise her like a little kid with a cake, balloons and a banner. But instead of surprising her, I think I got my "honest to blog" best surprise of the week.

Behold... Hapry Birthday



Now, my friend Cyp claims that he knows someone who is pure evil on their blog [name and link removed because Cyp is scared of this person]. Well, give the Devil his due, Cyp, 'cause I ain't dead yet.

Here goes. You know the stereotype of the foreigner who moves to America and just way overdoes it with their flavor of fashion? Imagine the Japanese guy who wears way too much gold, unbuttons his shirt to his waist and does donuts in the K-Mart parking lot in his Trans Am 'cuz his idea of America was formed based upon watching Smokey and the Bandit.



Imagine a newcomer arriving from a far-away land and doing this with their yard... a yard that further justifies that the Dirty 'Dova is gettin' dirtier.

Nothing Says Class Like Alternating Colored (Painted) Cinderblocks



Imgine the Surprise on These Angels' Faces When God Assigned Them to Cinderblock Puragtory



A Cathedral Opening, Perhaps? Nah, Just the Mailbox



Warning! Warning! Neon Always Alerts People that Sticky Plants are Nearby



Because When You Have Painted Bricks in Your Yard, You Want to Make Sure You Have Lights for Ambience... I Bet This Dude Scores Like Every Night



Oh no you di'int just question my blog-hood Cyp