The Tuesday Quickie
I feel obligated to post something so my bro-in-law, James, won't bust my butt over not giving him anything to read.
Tonight we survived the annual tornado scare in the Mem-Miss-Arkansas area. Anna was well versed in how to crouch and cover in case of tornado. That's money well spent at Harding Academy.
This is my friend Cyp. Cyp's not short, he just married someone 3 inches taller than him, so I have to give him hell. Cyp jokes and teases with his wife, Laurie, more than I do with LP. I fully expect to get Tasered in my sleep by LP one night. I fully expect Cyp to wake up one day with a plastic bag on his head being smothered by his wife.
My daugther is a hooker. I gotta have a talk with her teacher.
25% of the Zyriek household is sick
50% of the Zyriek household has Pink Eye
How am I not sick? I used to get sick more often than a sailor with scurvy when I was 5% body fat and bike racing nonstop. Thank goodness for a thick waist.
Peas out. Hope y'all have a great Hump Day. Lemme know who won the primaries.
Tonight we survived the annual tornado scare in the Mem-Miss-Arkansas area. Anna was well versed in how to crouch and cover in case of tornado. That's money well spent at Harding Academy.
This is my friend Cyp. Cyp's not short, he just married someone 3 inches taller than him, so I have to give him hell. Cyp jokes and teases with his wife, Laurie, more than I do with LP. I fully expect to get Tasered in my sleep by LP one night. I fully expect Cyp to wake up one day with a plastic bag on his head being smothered by his wife.
My daugther is a hooker. I gotta have a talk with her teacher.
25% of the Zyriek household is sick
50% of the Zyriek household has Pink Eye
How am I not sick? I used to get sick more often than a sailor with scurvy when I was 5% body fat and bike racing nonstop. Thank goodness for a thick waist.
Peas out. Hope y'all have a great Hump Day. Lemme know who won the primaries.
posted by Gary Z at
7:47 PM
1 Comments:
You have it all wrong...Cyp's wife would NEVER smother him, I think she would just grab a gun cause that would be faster.(just kidding of course)
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April S., At
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