Skank is as Skank Does

Good to have editors for garyzyriek.com. My focus for today was going to be a special "Hot or Not" starring Ashley Dupree, but my editor (me) decided to switch gears after I read today's paper.

I was standing in my kitchen drinking coffee reading the Com-Appeal (which is a newspaper worthy of inducing vomiting all by itself) and just getting absolutely sickened reading about Ashley's new-found fame.

Okay, let's get the straight. This is a person who performs sexual acts with random men for money. Do we agree that that by itself is wrong?

She has dudes do their business in, on, with and around her. I reckon you can get all the above if you pay enough since her morality has a price tag on it.

NY's governor had to suffer the greatest humiliation ever, his family dragged down with him. What he got was deserved; I truly feel badly for his family, however. They did not deserve that.

But what does Ashley get? Five-million hits on her MySpace page, 200,000 song downloads (yeah, when she's not playing with guy's tallywhackers for money, she's an aspiring musician), potential book deals and potential layouts for Hustler and/or Penthouse. We're talking a substantial monetary leap for her.

Remember when we used to kick it Hester Prine style? She'd be locked up in the stocks and forced to wear a scarlet letter for her remaining days. Had this been the Middle East, she would have suffered a stoning until she was dead.

But, God Bless America. This is how we honor the lowest creatures among us. And that just gives me more fuel for my belief that we've traded our morals for fame and this world.

Ashley at least deserves the same fate as her #9 John-- humiliation, isolation and the ire of the public.

Hester Never Got 5 Million Hits on Her MySpace Page for Being a Whore