Ii Shall Kiill You Biitch
After the near divorce that was caused by me selling our Wii, I decided to surprise LP with a new one, including the Wii Fit balance board.
I only sold ours because we played it close to 0 minutes per month. However, that seemed to change when I tore LP loose on the Fit.
Boy did we have a fun time the first time on the Fit-- I realize that not only do I dance like a white man but I also hula hoop like a white man with 2 broken hips.
But the real fun comes in when you get your Wii age and it checks your BMI. And when I say "real fun" I mean the kind of fun that's associated with root canals and bar fights. Did I ever love the Fit telling me that my BMI was high enough to consider myself overweight.
That's the point where I "pulled a Gary Zyriek." I was about the take my shirt off screaming "oh heyull no, who you calling fat?" [see prior post] However, I did start flexing the guns screaming at the Wii "YOU SEE THIS YOU LITTLE BIITCH? I'M ABOUT TO GET CLICK, CLICK, BOOM ON DAT ARSE !" Yes, for the record I was showing my biceps to my gaming system and screaming at it. That's a "Gary Zyriek" for you; welcome to "Crazed Lunaticville", population: Me.
It was suggested by a friend that I not garner my fitness advice from a gaming system, but that damn Wii threw the first sucker punch. There's no turning back now.
For a neurotic with a semi-eating disorder this Wii Fit is the worst thing since my friend Kenny gave me a body-fat scale for Christmas (thanks friend).
I only sold ours because we played it close to 0 minutes per month. However, that seemed to change when I tore LP loose on the Fit.
Boy did we have a fun time the first time on the Fit-- I realize that not only do I dance like a white man but I also hula hoop like a white man with 2 broken hips.
But the real fun comes in when you get your Wii age and it checks your BMI. And when I say "real fun" I mean the kind of fun that's associated with root canals and bar fights. Did I ever love the Fit telling me that my BMI was high enough to consider myself overweight.
That's the point where I "pulled a Gary Zyriek." I was about the take my shirt off screaming "oh heyull no, who you calling fat?" [see prior post] However, I did start flexing the guns screaming at the Wii "YOU SEE THIS YOU LITTLE BIITCH? I'M ABOUT TO GET CLICK, CLICK, BOOM ON DAT ARSE !" Yes, for the record I was showing my biceps to my gaming system and screaming at it. That's a "Gary Zyriek" for you; welcome to "Crazed Lunaticville", population: Me.
It was suggested by a friend that I not garner my fitness advice from a gaming system, but that damn Wii threw the first sucker punch. There's no turning back now.
For a neurotic with a semi-eating disorder this Wii Fit is the worst thing since my friend Kenny gave me a body-fat scale for Christmas (thanks friend).
posted by Gary Z at
11:13 AM
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