My Math Ain't So Good
You're all in the know, right? Christie Brinkley, Peter Cook, getting divorced.
Peter had a $3,000 / month porn habit. Hold up. $3,000 A MONTH? How does one do that? According to tmz.com "[Peter] frequented escort, porn and swinger sites, all while married to Brinkley." You know how I know Peter Cook is gay? Because he was married to Christie Brinkley but chose to stay plugged in to pron sites all day.
But still. How do you spend that much on online pron?
I had to do some research. I went to Booble.com-- the adult pron version of Google. Thanks Michael Cooper for that link. Just felt I should give seedy credit where seedy credit is due.
I found the most popular searches for the day: Aria Giovanni, for one. Okay, I don't know who that is but I'll check out her site; check how much it is to join-- $24.95. Okay, we still have $2,975.05 to spend.
Ummmm kay. Now we'll try another advertisement on Booble.com-- wantedlist.com. This place claims to be "Netflix with Nipples" but at only $19.95 per month, you're still left with a $2,955.10 gap before you reach $3,000.
At this rate, one would have to subscribe to about 150 sites in order to hit that $3,000 mark. I can't keep up with Gmail, Google Calendar, Twitter, Facebook and my blog but this dude can keep up with dozens of pron sites? What the hell? Does he have 15 computer monitors that randomly present a stream of pron all day long? Did he not clue in that perhaps he had a problem or that this was wrong? Well, I guess when you start banging your barely legal office help then your perspective on morality changes a bit.
I just caught an update that their divorce settlement is final and Cook got $2.1 million. Wow. Better fire up some more monitors, Peter. It's gonna be a long night on the web.
Peter had a $3,000 / month porn habit. Hold up. $3,000 A MONTH? How does one do that? According to tmz.com "[Peter] frequented escort, porn and swinger sites, all while married to Brinkley." You know how I know Peter Cook is gay? Because he was married to Christie Brinkley but chose to stay plugged in to pron sites all day.
But still. How do you spend that much on online pron?
I had to do some research. I went to Booble.com-- the adult pron version of Google. Thanks Michael Cooper for that link. Just felt I should give seedy credit where seedy credit is due.
I found the most popular searches for the day: Aria Giovanni, for one. Okay, I don't know who that is but I'll check out her site; check how much it is to join-- $24.95. Okay, we still have $2,975.05 to spend.
Ummmm kay. Now we'll try another advertisement on Booble.com-- wantedlist.com. This place claims to be "Netflix with Nipples" but at only $19.95 per month, you're still left with a $2,955.10 gap before you reach $3,000.
At this rate, one would have to subscribe to about 150 sites in order to hit that $3,000 mark. I can't keep up with Gmail, Google Calendar, Twitter, Facebook and my blog but this dude can keep up with dozens of pron sites? What the hell? Does he have 15 computer monitors that randomly present a stream of pron all day long? Did he not clue in that perhaps he had a problem or that this was wrong? Well, I guess when you start banging your barely legal office help then your perspective on morality changes a bit.
I just caught an update that their divorce settlement is final and Cook got $2.1 million. Wow. Better fire up some more monitors, Peter. It's gonna be a long night on the web.
posted by Gary Z at
7:37 PM
1 Comments:
Christie Brinkley is one of those "beautiful but not sexy" women. Hollywood royalty. Much like Gwyneth Paltrow. Stiff and structured. You can tell they are no fun just by looking at them.
This is Brinkley's 4th husband, and she chose Peter Cook? Nice judgment skills.
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