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Hi, I'm a hooker. Well, not ANY hooker. I'm a hooker with a mortgage payment. Ugh, hate those mortgage payments, don't you? Yay, we've got something in common.
We should totally hook up. Just think for $500,000 you could spend 250 nights with Ashley Dupree or a lifetime of misery with me. Oh yeah, you also have to pay $340,000 for my house and then you get ME for the $500 G's on top of that.
We should chat. Are you on Facebook? Awesome, let's get blitzed on wine coolers. I'm so hot. Bitchin' (I don't know what that means but I heard it on the Valley Girl soundtrack).
Need a house and wife? Look no further.
We should totally hook up. Just think for $500,000 you could spend 250 nights with Ashley Dupree or a lifetime of misery with me. Oh yeah, you also have to pay $340,000 for my house and then you get ME for the $500 G's on top of that.
We should chat. Are you on Facebook? Awesome, let's get blitzed on wine coolers. I'm so hot. Bitchin' (I don't know what that means but I heard it on the Valley Girl soundtrack).
Need a house and wife? Look no further.
posted by Gary Z at
7:46 PM
1 Comments:
FUNNY POST. And I don't mind dirt roads as long as I don't flat. IF you can promise me that, I'm there. So will you ride with me 100+ miles some other time? Bring Anna. Let her ride on your spokes.
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~Robyn~, At
7:55 PM
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